the truth is, the person i've been hating more than anyone is myself.

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if you’re hot, i will follow you and deal with your shitty blog later

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bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

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conflicting:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

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if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

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